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Sherlock, Jr.

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Bottom Line: Sherlock, Jr. Our new aspiring detective. His current job: comic ridicule.

Directed by: Buster Keaton
Starring: Buster Keaton, Joe Keaton, Kathryn McGuire

Fast-paced silent comedy of the mid-1920s is a tale about the so-called “Sherlock, Jr.” (Buster Keaton), a man teaching himself to become a detective via a simple “how-to” handbook. The film comically displays the man’s struggles in working his way up to his role, as he not only is a klutz and a fool, is constantly outsmarted and forced to take blame of the crimes he is trying to solve.

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The Fifth Element

Bottom Line: Star Trek meets Die Hard for a unique sci-fi film.

Directed by: Luc Besson
Starring: Bruce Willis, Chris Rock, Gary Oldman, Milla Jovovich

French-American science fiction flick is somewhat likeable, although eclectically bizarre. The plot travels many years into the future to tell of a Great Evil, a destructive force that comes around every five thousand years. Evil can only be stopped by an unnamed Fifth Element (the fictional element following earth, air, fire, and water). By this element’s side is taxi driver Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis).

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Across the Universe

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Bottom Line: Bittersweet musical fueled by acid, romance, and the Beatles.

Directed by: Julie Taymor
Starring: Bono, Dana Fuchs, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson, Martin Luther McCoy, T.V. Carpio

Dreadfully misunderstood romantic musical is half love story, half psychedelic acid trip, all brought to you singularly by the Beatles. Set in the 1960s against anti-war protest, in England, Vietnam, and the United States, it tells of six friends: Lucy (Evan Rachel Wood), her lover Jude (Jim Sturgess), her brother Maxwell (Joe Anderson), rock singer Sadie (Dana Fuchs), her guitarist Jo-Jo (Martin Luther McCoy), and their shy friend Prudence (T.V. Carpio).

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Psycho III

Bottom Line: Too many bloodbaths, not enough back-story.

Directed by: Anthony Perkins
Starring: Anthony Perkins, Diana Scarwid, Jeff Fahey

Disappointing third entry to the PSYCHO series holds the same premise that made the first film so phenomenal and made the second film ultimately watchable. This time around, we have an unstably pressured nun, Maureen Coyle (Diana Scarwid), who hitches a ride with rock-and-roll musician Duane Duke (Jeff Fahey). Soon enough, it begins pouring rain, convincing both that they cannot go any further. The following morning, the two realize they have stopped near a motel called the Bates Motel, owned by Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins). Duane, in search for a way “to earn a buck” anyhow, begins working for Bates, and Maureen begins her stay at the motel. Norman, still warring with “Mother” (who has now become both a cliché to the series and an easy choice for a character to lampoon in the next SCARY MOVIE), suspects that Maureen may be related to Marion Crane, the woman he murdered in the series’ first entry.

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Amadeus

Bottom Line: Worth seeing for entertainment purposes, but not for information purposes.

Directed by: Milos Forman
Starring: Elizabeth Berridge, F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce

Unique encapsulation of the life of classical Austrian composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Tom Hulce) puts nearly everything about the musician’s life and personality to cinematic exhibition. Adapting the Broadway show of the same name, Milos Forman blends what is known to be absolute factuality with “Eine Kleine Truth-bending”. This film’s plot was written by expounding upon a tale about Mozart’s early death that began in Vienna. Antonio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham), a musician confined to an insane asylum and Mozart’s own father’s lifelong friend, narrates the life of W.A. Mozart through his own eyes. And as he sees it, Mozart is a drunken slob, a ladies’ man, a child in the body of a young adult, but an admittedly talented composer.

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Pleasantville

Bottom Line: Both thematically and visually captivating, if a dash offbeat. Quite “pleasant”.

Directed by: Gary Ross
Starring: Jeff Daniels, Joan Allen, Reese Witherspoon, Tobey Maguire

Nostalgic fantasy-drama (with occasional comedic subtleties) is the story of two teenage ’90s siblings, David (Tobey Maguire) and Jennifer (Reese Witherspoon). Nerd David has made plans one day to watch a marathon run of fictional ’50s sitcom, “Pleasantville”, his favorite television show starting at 6:30 PM; while valley girl Jennifer has plans for a date starting at the same time. Immediately after the two break the new TV’s remote fighting over it, a television repairman arrives at the front door. He gives them a bulky, oddly-shaped remote. When the two war over that remote, Jennifer impulsively presses a button that transfers them both into David’s favorite program, where they must use their knowledge of the series to portray two siblings, Bud and Mary Sue.

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Blues Brothers 2000

Bottom Line: Little-known, but certainly better-than-average follow-up to the classic ’80s comedy. Worth one watch.

Directed by: John Landis
Starring: Dan Aykroyd, Joe Morton, John Goodman, Walter Levine

In 1978, TV’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE starred comedians Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in a skit entitled “The Blues Brothers”, shortly leading them to form a musical group (The Blues Brothers’ Show Band and Revue) under pseudonyms. Two years later, the TV show spun off its recurring skit into a feature film of the same name, the series’ own first theatrically released film. This film instantly became a massive comedy hit as well as what is known as a “cult classic”. BLUES BROTHERS 2000 is the 1998 sequel to that film of eighteen years before. It presents a somewhat continuing story of Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), who is released from prison within the opening sequence of the film. Upon his release, he becomes aware of two deaths significant to him: that of his brother Jake Blues (John Belushi, who himself passed away only a few years after the original film’s release), and his African-American surrogate father Curtis (jazz singer Cab Calloway, who died a few years prior to the release of this film). Elwood also learns that he, through his surrogate father Curtis, has an illegitimate brother, Cab (Joe Morton). With a ten-year-old orphan tagging alongside him, Elwood makes any possible effort to get the band back together as they were just eighteen years before.

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Bottom Line: Admittedly twisted, fascinatingly mind-blowing. Even better if you love film.

Directed by: Federico Fellini
Starring: Anouk Aimee, Claudia Cardinale, Marcello Mastroianni

Intriguing 1963 Italian metafilm (film about film production) tells of a well-known filmmaker suffering an inability to compile ideas for his forthcoming science fiction film. His utter stress and pressure lands him in a fantastical world–one that soon begins to intertwine with absolute reality.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Bottom Line: Powerless “threequel” is a disappointing, unfunny debacle.

“Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?” —Mike Myers as Austin Powers

Directed by: Jay Roach
Starring: Beyonce Knowles, Mike Myers, Seth Green

Plotted out similarly to its predecessor, spy spoof is back for a third time to show Austin Powers (Mike Myers) going back in time to 1975. This time, his mission is to stop the madness of Goldmember (surprise!—Mike Myers), with the help of Bond girl-esque Foxxy (Beyoncé Knowles). In one way or another, though, he is still fighting Dr. Evil (Mike Myers—who else would portray him?).

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Warrior

Bottom Line: Puts up more than just a few good fights.

Directed by: Gavin O’Connor
Starring: Joel Edgerton, Nick Nolte, Tom Hardy

When it comes to boxing and wrestling, the sports genre is just like any other genre, meaning it has had the good (ROCKY), the bad (NEVER BACK DOWN), and the ugly (MILLION DOLLAR BABY). This being such an endearing film, it is surely one of the best sports films since the first ROCKY film, 35 years ago. WARRIOR tells the authentic story of two brothers: Tommy (Tom Hardy), an ex-Marine and former wrestler returning home for training with his alcoholic father Paddy Conlon (Nick Nolte), and Brendan (Joel Edgerton), a boxer-turned-teacher. They both are involved in a MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) championship, the former to rise to championship, the latter to work his way out of a financial crisis.

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