The Two-Week Torturefest has no tentative date, first of all. Please give me some time to watch fourteen awful films; trying to watch them all in a row is…well, it’s depressing, for lack of a better word.
Anyway, it will happen. You guys earned it, and hopefully I do manage to make you laugh for two straight weeks. You voted on absolutely horrible scraps of “helluloid” for me to waste my time with (not that I have a problem with that–I’m actually curious about a few of these). And so when the T’fest does come around (I’d estimate sometime between January and March), you will be reading my sarcastic laments over having watched the following films:
Consider each day of both weeks a blaring “I do this because I love you all.” Blaring as in 96-point font size, if that helps any. If you pity my soul for pitting itself against those listed above, please do not try and back me out, as I have already watched and finalized reviews for The Last Airbender, Xanadu, and Wild Wild West.
One final note: if any of you have artistic skill (I sure don’t!) and would like to design a logo for the Two-Week Torturefest, please send your submissions to cinemaniacreviews[at]gmail[dot]com by Tuesday, January 22, 2013. I’d highly appreciate it.