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Pulp Fiction

Review No. 476

As eternally transfixing as Marsellus Wallace’s luminous suitcase.

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WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY QUENTIN TARANTINO.  PRODUCED BY LAWRENCE BENDER. STORIES BY ROGER AVARY AND TARANTINO. STARRING JOHN TRAVOLTA (VINCENT VEGA), SAMUEL L. JACKSON (JULES WINNFIELD), UMA THURMAN (MIA WALLACE), HARVEY KEITEL (WINSTON “THE WOLF” WOLFE), TIM ROTH (“PUMPKIN”/”RINGO”), AMANDA PLUMMER (YOLANDA/”HONEY BUNNY”), MARIA DE MEDEIROS (FABIENNE), VING RHAMES (MARSELLUS WALLACE), ERIC STOLTZ (LANCE), JODY (ROSANNA ARQUETTE), CHRISTOPHER WALKEN (CAPTAIN KOONS), AND BRUCE WILLIS (BUTCH COOLIDGE). ALSO STARRING PHIL LAMARR, FRANK WHALEY, BURR STEERS, PAUL CALDERÓN, BRONAGH GALLAGHER, MICHAEL GILDEN, SUSAN GRIFFITHS, STEVE BUSCEMI, ANGELA JONES, KATHY GRIFFIN, DUANE WHITAKER, PETER GREENE, STEPHEN HIBBERT, QUENTIN TARANTINO, AND JULIA SWEENEY. DISTRIBUTED BY MIRAMAX FILMS ON OCTOBER 14, 1994. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 2 HOURS, 34 MINUTES. RATED R BY THE MPAA, FOR STRONG GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND DRUG USE, PERVASIVE STRONG LANGUAGE AND SOME SEXUALITY.

PULP FICTION WAS WATCHED ON MAY 10, 2013.

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord…when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” –Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)

Cue up Dick Dale’s “Misirlou”. Or Kool & the Gang’s “Jungle Boogie”. Or Chuck Berry’s “You Never Can Tell”. Writer-drector Quentin Tarantino uses these songs just as he uses every other stylistic element in Pulp Fiction: to add an extra dose of dark, humorous flavor to his quixotic screenplay. Tarantino approaches the project with a simplistic intent of being carefree and fun, and through this, he achieves genius. Pulp Fiction is so carefree, so fun, and so delightfully outrageous, that the urge to play it again is irresistible.

I had the entire movie spoiled for me. I didn’t know it front to back, but I knew how it was going to end and, for the most part, why. And yet Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction still struck me like an unpredictable lightning bolt. Tarantino doesn’t play god with his works, he is god with his works. And as the genius that he is, it’s a harsh understatement to refer to such brilliance as a “comedy” or a “thriller.” He throws both those genres for a wild loop.

Pulp Fiction sets us up with several stories of corruption and, later, redemption. Even if not all at once, these stories have tied together by the end. Essentially, the one connecting the stories is Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames), a high-profile mobster in Los Angeles, California. We don’t realize it immediately, but the film’s leading plot focuses around his fabled power: you screw him over, you die; and yet so many of his trusted subordinates are bound to screw him over. He is taking vacation on his own, and he asks Vincent Vega (John Travolta) to take his wife, Mia (Uma Thurman), for a “fun night.” It starts out with dancing, and before she knows it, she’s already overdosed and gone comatose. Marsellus agrees to provide Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis), a hotheaded boxing champ, with a large amount of money, so long as he can cheat his way out of a match. Instead, he takes the money and refuses his half of the deal.

Pulp Fiction is your ideal “black comedy.” Its depiction of violence marked revolutionary extremities upon its initial release, and that’s not all there is in this landmark look at depravity. But the through-the-eyes view allows us to see through the eyes of the main characters. It’s an incredibly dark movie, but it’s surprisingly lighthearted. The levity John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson add, via their philosophical debates, is absolutely immeasurable. The villains aren’t their characters or Marsellus or Butch or Mia. If anyone, they’re the characters we don’t see very often. The story progresses due to the mess the characters get caught up in with one another. As Samuel might put it, it’s because of “the iniquities of the selfish,” not “the tyranny of evil men.” I’ve said too much already, and I mustn’t spoil any more. It’s impossible not to rock along with Pulp Fiction; you will know the auteur is Tarantino when he lays his genius upon thee.

Jules (Samuel L. Jackson): “English, motherf___er! Do you speak it?!”
Brett (Frank Whaley): “Yes.”
Jules: “Then you know what I’m saying.”
Brett: “Yes.”
Jules: “Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.”
Brett: “What…?”
Jules: “Say ‘what’ again! Say! ‘what’! again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherf___er! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”

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The Producers

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Review No. 474

Watch watch “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” now now.

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DIRECTED BY SHANE BLACK. STORY AND SCREENPLAY BY BLACK. STARRING ROBERT DOWNEY JR. (HARRY LOCKHART) AND VAL KILMER (“GAY PERRY” VAN SHRIKE). ALSO STARRING MICHELLE MONAGHAN, CORBIN BERNSEN, DASH MIHOK, ANGELA LINDVALL, ALI HILLIS, LARRY MILLER, ROCKMOND DUNBAR, AND SHANNYN SOSSAMON. DISTRIBUTED ON NOVEMBER 11, 2005 BY WARNER BROS. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 1 HOUR, 42 MINUTES. RATED R BY THE MPAA, FOR LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE AND SEXUALITY/NUDITY.

KISS KISS BANG BANG WAS WATCHED ON MAY 5, 2013.

Gay Perry (Val Kilmer): “Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?”
Harry (Robert Downey Jr.): “A picture of me?”
Gay Perry (Kilmer): “No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’! Which you f###ing are!”

So here we are in L.A. We have Harry (Robert Downey Jr.), a thief who has been mistaken for a method actor and used that to reach a sudden career pinnacle; Harmony (Michelle Monaghan), the femme fatale who wanted to be an actress, but never earned any recognition for her talent; and “Gay Perry” (Val Kilmer), Harry’s own lifelong friend. The plot is a murder mystery, which is anything but simple: over the course of four days, Harry and “Gay Perry” are determined to prove that they didn’t commit a murder, often times “playing detective” according to the pulp novels Harmony reads in her spare time. Sounds bizarre? Let’s just say there’s a severed finger used as a major plot point, and I couldn’t help but think of the severed ear that set Blue Velvet into action.

A great film can melodically separate style and substance. A work of genius can blend the two with dynamic results. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is in the latter camp. While the story darkly satirizes old-fashioned crime capers, it also feels just like them. There’s atmosphere everywhere, and for nearly two hours, we finally have something definitive of unique: an indie movie that echoes the Golden Age of Hollywood. And as if this isn’t enough, the “fourth wall” seems to be composed of drywall; the movie has Robert Downey Jr., so it’s obvious he’d be the one to break it down. Yes, he is a “bad narrator,” in a sense that he often forgets what to mention (and humorously acknowledges this misstep); he tells us to stop complaining about how he’s ending the film on several notes (could the movie, you know, not end?); etc. But he’s not doing this on purpose–writer Shane Black is, and it’s fully original. Nobody’s really written a “bad narration” before, so it makes Downey’s character even more unique and likable.

I had a blast watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The film toys madly with realism, yet at the same time, I can envision myself quoting it on a daily basis. It’s wild, rowdy, violent, hardboiled, dark, and unforgettable. In any politically correct state of mind, it should be flat-out depressing, but god, does Shane Black give it levity. The film is well-written, well-acted, and well-played. That’s to say it’s the perfect crime, it’s the perfect crime about crime, and it’s the only crime we’ve ever needed. Right?

Harry (Robert Downey Jr.): “I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that?”
Perry (Val Kilmer): “I’m sorry, you peed on…?”
Harry (Downey): “On the corpse. My question is…”
Perry (Kilmer): “No, my question, I get to go first: Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?”
Harry (Downey): “I didn’t intend to! It’s not like I did it for kicks!”

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Shutter Island

Review No. 470

Try and “Shut” it out of your memory.

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DIRECTED BY MARTIN SCORSESE. SCREENPLAY BY LAETA KALOGRIDIS. BASED ON “SHUTTER ISLAND” BY DENNIS LEHANE. STARRING LEONARDO DICAPRIO (EDWARD “TEDDY” DANIELS), MARK RUFFALO (CHUCK AULE), BEN KINGSLEY (DR. JOHN CAWLEY), MICHELLE WILLIAMS (DOLORES CHANAL), PATRICIA CLARKSON (DR. RACHEL SOLANDO), AND MAX VON SYDOW (DR. JEREMIAH NAEHRING). ALSO STARRING CHRISTOPHER DENHAM, ELIAS KOTEAS, EMILY MORTIMER, JACKIE EARLE HALEY, JILL LARSON, JOHN CARROLL LYNCH, KEN CHEESEMAN, MATTHEW COWLES, ROBIN BARTLETT, RUBY JERINS, AND TED LEVINE. DISTRIBUTED BY PARAMOUNT PICTURES ON FEBRUARY 19, 2010. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH AND GERMAN BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 2 HOURS, 18 MINUTES. RATED R BY THE MPAA, FOR DISTURBING VIOLENT CONTENT, LANGUAGE AND SOME NUDITY.

SHUTTER ISLAND WAS WATCHED ON APRIL 28, 2013.

“Which would be worse? To live as a monster, or die as a good man?” –Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio)

I’ll admit that Martin Scorsese’s rendition of Shutter Island fails when compared to Dennis Lehane’s source novel. It’s nothing mind-blowing or remotely unforgettable. Seen as its own work, this is a successfully chilling piece. I’ve always respected Scorsese as one of few directors who can successfully develop a character, regardless of our expectations. He could direct a biopic about Charles Manson and he’d find a way to make us side with the quote-unquote “hero.” Shutter Island gives its hero a unique, somewhat bizarre turn. Let’s just say once we’re submerged in his head, the experience grows much more unsettling.

Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a U.S. Marshal who has traveled to Ashecliffe, a hospital for the criminally insane, on an island at Boston Harbor. The protocol is a part of the investigation for Rachel Solando, a crazed woman who has drowned all three of her children. What unfolds from here on is a psychological tale that studies one paramount question: “Where is the line between sanity and insanity?” It seems obvious to us, but Teddy, in his journey through the asylum, begins to discover that every mental patient thinks of him- or herself as perfectly sane.

Shutter Island is a well acted thriller, set a step ahead by an intriguing protagonist. We know he’s delusional, but we don’t know when he’s experiencing reality, when his hallucinations represent reality, or when he’s just purely delusional. And his delusion could be either because a) he’s insane or b) he’s recently lost his wife and is now experiencing post-traumatic stress. DiCaprio understates his performance incredibly in order to attain the several mysteries that surround his situation.

The picture is incredibly subtle, so much that when we get to the twist ending, it’s perfection: shocking, yet ingeniously sensible. The term “twist ending” has been beaten to a negative connotation; it’s films like this that demand a new word for how sublimely they end. Again, Shutter Island isn’t perfect; a fan of the book (such as yours truly) would expect something with more consistent pacing, as well as the pulp inspiration that was present Lehane’s novel. But if this isn’t a satisfying thriller–dare I say one that echoes the style of Hitchcock himself, with superior results–I’m not sure exactly what it is.

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Parental Guidance

The Fugitive

Review No. 465

The perfect blend of action and drama.

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DIRECTED BY ANDREW DAVIS. SCREENPLAY BY JEB STUART AND DAVID TWOHY. STORY BY TWOHY. BASED ON “THE FUGITIVE” BY ROY HUGGINS. STARRING HARRISON FORD (DR. RICHARD KIMBLE) AND TOMMY LEE JONES (DEPUTY MARSHAL SAMUEL GERARD). ALSO STARRING ANDREAS KATSULAS, DANIEL ROEBUCK, JEROEN KRABBÉ, JOE PANTOLIANO, JOSEPH KOSALA, JULIANNE MOORE, L. SCOTT CALDWELL, RON DEAN, SELA WARD, AND TOM WOOD. DISTRIBUTED BY WARNER BROS. ON AUGUST 6, 1993. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 2 HOURS, 10 MINUTES. RATED PG-13 BY THE MPAA, FOR A MURDER AND OTHER ACTION SEQUENCES IN AN ADVENTURE SETTING.

THE FUGITIVE WAS WATCHED ON APRIL 21, 2013.

“I don’t care!” –Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones)

Harrison Ford is one of the toughest badasses around Hollywood. The majority of action heroes would beg for a stunt double. More often than not, he requests that he do it all himself, regardless of whether smashing his face and limbs against glass will require surgery. Most commonly, it’s been a mere excuse to make a great popcorn flick, but in The Fugitive, he does it all to exhibit his character’s determination.

The Fugitive is fuel for the heart, be it for adrenaline or strong emotion. Ironically enough, its protagonist, Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford), is a cardiologist. Beyond that, he’s just a man, a good Samaritan. But he’s lost his honor: he has been accused of his wife’s brutal murder. Now he has been dubbed a fugitive, while he actually has set out to find the man who did kill his wife. Kimble is the ideal character to root for, unless you simply couldn’t stand Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird) or Lester Burnham (American Beauty)–similar characters who go through hell to prove their innocence and devotion.

On the other end is the man chasing him: Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones). It is apparent that his character was written with inspiration from Inspector Javert from Les Misérables; Gerard is the perfect replication, only brought to greater heights by Jones’s tour de force performance. We don’t mind the character at first. He’s just doing his job, right? Yes, but he does it to exemplify his authority, not to support the community. He seems more and more detestable as the story proceeds; it’s almost impossible to notice the moment he has a change of heart.

I truly enjoyed The Fugitive. The film is an adaptation of a 1960s TV series; simply put, I cannot imagine this much depth on television of any age. The film does go a bit over the top with improbability. Our hero barely makes it out of a bus before a train wrecks it; he also jumps a waterfall to avoid being arrested…and survives. But where is plausibility in the action genre? I don’t know about you, but I think if I identify any scene as unforgettable, it’s the climactic scenes. I don’t remember the last time I held my breath for so long.

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Saving Private Ryan

Taxi Driver

Review No. 462

“Driven” to get you inside his mind.

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Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Written by: Paul Schrader
Travis Bickle: Robert De Niro
Iris “Easy” Steensma: Jodie Foster
Tom: Albert Brooks
Matthew “Sport” Higgins: Harvey Keitel
Senator Charles Palantine: Leonard Harris
“Wizard”: Peter Boyle
Betsy: Cybill Shepherd
Also Starring: Diahnne Abbott, Harry Northup, Joe Spinell, Martin Scorsese, Steven Prince, Victor Argo

Distributed by Columbia Pictures on February 8, 1976. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 113 mins. Rated R by the MPAA–graphic violence, profanity, sexual situations.

Taxi Driver was watched on April 6, 2013.

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the f–k do you think you’re talking to?” –Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro)

Taxi Driver scopes in on a streetwise insomniac who grows insane, acts out his vigilante fantasies, and loses touch with everything he used to be. You’d imagine that a movie like this would disturb, and to think that this gets us so well in its character’s mind, it’s quite a shock that the movie is an incredibly poignant one. We see everything through the eyes of Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro), as he drives around in a taxi cab, deals with the city’s night timers (whom he thinks are the scum of the earth), endures multiple stabs in the back from the woman he loves, and ultimately, attempts to save the life of Iris (Jodie Foster), a prostitute who has not even turned thirteen.

I loved this character development in Taxi Driver. The film was written by Paul Schrader, who summed it up with one of Hollywood’s most ingenious, yet heartbreaking endings. What is just as heartbreaking is that the movie is overrated. Yes, it is very good, but very over appreciated. As far as collaborations between actor Robert De Niro and director Martin Scorsese, Taxi Driver is my least favorite. I don’t know if De Niro was trying to act sleep deprived or if he was just not fit for the character, but if it were the former, he didn’t go far enough.

But realize that when I say this is my least favorite, it’s almost a compliment. The film is Scorsese’s; so much about it simply can’t not impress. Although Bernard Herrmann does prove to have composed many more brooding musical scores, he continues the director’s NYC jazz style effectively. I do much prefer Scorsese’s writing, simply because he’s greatest as a simultaneous writer-director; we don’t get that here, but Schrader’s screenplay is rather effective. The key word is “effective.”

B PLUS

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L.A. Confidential

Cape Fear

Review No. 458

A Scorsese film with the word “Fear” in the title means something.


Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Screenplay by: Wesley Strick
Based on: “Cape Fear” by James R. Webb; “The Executioners” by John D. MacDonald
Max Cady: Robert De Niro
Sam Bowden: Nick Nolte
Leigh Bowden: Jessica Lange
Danielle Bowden: Juliette Lewis
Claude Kersek: Joe Don Baker
Lt. Elgart: Robert Mitchum
Lee Heller: Gregory Peck
Also Starring: Charles Scorsese, Fred Dalton Thompson, Illeana Douglas, Martin Balsam, Zully Montero

Distributed by Universal Pictures on November 13, 1991. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 127 mins. Rated R by the MPAA–mature themes, graphic violence, profanity, infrequent rape/sexual abuse.

Cape Fear was watched on March 30, 2013.

“Every man… every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.” –Max Cady (Robert De Niro)

Martin Scorsese has himself well-established as a director of crime dramas, usually upbeat and set in urban territory. Cape Fear is somewhat different. This is a crime film, but it’s presented not as a whimsical drama but as an eerie, psychological thriller. Yes, Scorsese has gotten into his characters’ heads several times before, but not like he does here. What’s most perturbing is that the film is easy to relate to: we are told this story through the eyes of the victims, who live in a typical, peaceful suburban area.

Fourteen years before, Max Cady (Robert De Niro) was put on trial for raping an adolescent girl. He was shocked that he was being tried for the crime, as he had assumed that since she was promiscuous, it wasn’t even a crime. What shocked him even more was when he landed in prison. Now Cady has been released, and he still feels as if his lawyer, Sam Bowden (Nick Nolte), has betrayed him. Nobody believes the recent ex-con to be a psychopath any longer, and Cady uses that to his advantage: he stalks the house and seduces Sam’s fifteen-year-old daughter, Danielle (Juliette Lewis)–who, like the rest of the town, believes that the insanity is all in the paranoid minds of the Bowden family.

This was the seventh of eight Scorsese-De Niro collaborations; he’s portrayed a sly, likable “bad guy” in most of them. I’ve seen all of these efforts, save for Taxi Driver (1976)* and New York, New York (1977), and I’d have to say that they’re all stellar. Cape Fear is especially stellar as the odd one out. The film is an intensely unsettling thriller, and it’s all due to De Niro’s attitude in the film. It’s ironic that we hate him so much–it’s difficult not to side with the victimized family, even with their flaws–yet his approach so cleverly mimics the evilly seductive appeal of Anthony Hopkins’s Hannibal Lecter (this came a mere nine months later).

It was in 1962 that Cape Fear was first made. On several occasions, it’s easy to tell. I don’t want to use the word “amusing” to describe anything of a movie like this, but it is amusing watching Nick Nolte lovingly homage Gregory Peck (who gives a brief cameo in Scorsese’s remake as Cady’s new lawyer). Furthermore, Elmer Bernstein resurrects Bernard Herrmann’s musical score. It sounds like a lazy, B-movie approach, but god, does it work.

Where the film falters, at times, is in trying to use this score and still seem like a movie from 1991. There’s several clichés in Wesley Strick’s screenplay. Here’s an example: A woman looks out the window and sees “the stalker” standing nonchalantly by the fence. She screams and tells another person within five feet to look out the window. He or she does, and “the stalker” is gone. I’ll advise you not to use that scene to identify any movie. You could land on John Carpenter’s Halloween or you could land on Martin Scorsese’s Cape Fear.

Other than these clichés, however, the film is very well-written. Say we compare Halloween and Cape Fear. I do love Halloween, but you can give me a holler when John Carpenter manages to pull off a twist ending like this one.

*As of 4/6, I have seen Taxi Driver. My review is due to appear on 4/19 at 2:00 PM.

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An Important Editor’s Note

Gone Baby Gone

Review No. 445

Not from MY psyche, you aren’t!

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Directed by: Ben Affleck
Screenplay by: Ben Affleck and Aaron Stockard
Based on: “Gone, Baby, Gone” by Dennis Lehane
Patrick Kenzie: Casey Affleck
Angie Gennaro: Michelle Monaghan
Jack Doyle: Morgan Freeman
Remy Bressant: Ed Harris
Helene McCready: Amy Ryan
Nick Poole: John Ashton
Also Starring: Amy Madigan, Edi Gathegi, Jill Quigg, Mark Margolis, Michael K. Williams, Slaine, Titus Welliver

Distributed by Miramax Films on October 19, 2007. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 114 mins. Rated R by the MPAA–frequent profanity, violence, drug content.

Gone Baby Gone was watched on March 4, 2013.

“And if that girl only hope is you, well, I pray for her, because she’s gone, baby. Gone.” –Cheese (Edi Gathegi)

While infused with excessive doses of cocaine, a single mother numbly watches the kidnapping of her own daughter–Amanda–and buries any money she could have used for ransom. Upon coming to her senses, the woman notifies the authorities, who then send in two private eyes to investigate, in a society that doesn’t say an honest word to the cops. But once they have brought back information, they’ve involved themselves, the FBI, and the police in a case that could be highly illegal to take a crack at.

Gone Baby Gone is based on a Dennis Lehane novel, his fourth to feature private investigators Kenzie and Gennaro. The author has an unbelievable sense of style, filled with hard boiled, violent, knowing crime, but quite obviously rooted from trashy, dirt-cheap pulp fiction. Unfortunately, the film isn’t quite as intriguing as a “whodunit,” simply due to its lack of that style. There’s a certain adrenaline rush the film just doesn’t present, and I’m sure the addictive trash factor was all there was to it in the written material.

The film takes a neat turn in unfolding its characters. Despite her much delayed appearance, we learn quite a bit about Amanda just through those around her. It’s very fitting that the ones who seem so concerned with the case are the two private eyes, who have no kids and no knowledge of kids; the case does promise quite a wad of cash. Yet the others involved in the investigation are so intensely desperate to find her because of their own personal experiences.

The drama reveals itself darkly and slowly. Although occasionally difficult to follow, Gone Baby Gone is well extrapolated from something of a small blueprint. Sting once sang, “If you love somebody, set them free.” Gone Baby Gone asserts that you don’t know you love someone until you set them free. This is the first directing effort from Ben Affleck. Especially considering how abysmally he fared in front of the camera pre-2007, I’m quite impressed.

B PLUS

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A Streetcar Named Desire

District 9

Review No. 425

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The Bottom Line: Good, but it could’ve been great.

Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Screenplay by: Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
Based on: “Alive in Joburg” by Neill Blomkamp
Wikus van de Merwe: Sharlto Copley
Christopher Johnson: Jason Cope
Colonel Koobus Venter: David James
Also Starring: Eugene Khumbanyiwa, Jed Brophy, Johan van Schoor, John Sumner, Jonathan Taylor, Kenneth Nkosi, Louis Minnaar, Mandla Gaduka, Marian Hooman, Nathalie Boltt, Nick Blake, Nick Boraine, Robert Hobbs, Stella Steenkamp, Sylvaine Strike, Tim Gordon, Vanessa Haywood, Vittorio Leonardi

Distributed by TriStar Pictures on August 14, 2009. Produced in English, Nyanja, Afrikaans, Zulu, Xhosa, and Sotho by the United States, New Zealand, Canada, and South Africa. Runs 112 mins. Rated R by the MPAA for bloody violence and pervasive language.

District 9 was watched on February 22, 2013.

“My opinion of my whole experience varies from time to time.”
–”The Transition of Juan Romero” by H.P. Lovecraft

District 9 tacks several Post-It notes to the face of the generic “World War III” story. The keyword is “war,” so it needs to be taken seriously, no matter how improbable it all is. Moreover, aliens have been known otherwise as extraterrestrials or men from Mars; they’re nothing more or less than human beings from beyond our atmosphere, so why not give them significant speaking and acting roles?

District 9 creates even more realism through its narrative, which functions à la a documentary or a feature-length news segment. We’re given subtitles when English is spoken in a different dialect; we’re introduced to characters through the “lower thirds” showing their names and professions; some of the film’s topics revolve around real-world issues, such as prostitution, interspecies relations, and terrorism. It doesn’t even seem realistic when, for the first time on the silver screen (or one of the first times), we’re introduced to foreign creatures as if they were equals; but it’s even more thrilling and engaging than it would be if this were realistic.

Johannesburg, South Africa. Aliens, derogatorily known as sprawns, have been a concern for the past two and a half decades. They’ve been locked away in concentration camps, but it’s still difficult to keep every extraterrestrial from its recreational violence. Wikus van de Merwe (Sharlto Copley) is the adroit manager at the MNU Department of Alien Affairs, reporting on the issue as well as helping in resolving it. Think of just about any nature fanatic on National Geographic.

The problem is, our hero can’t seem to take the horror seriously. Before his mind can register it, he’s become a test subject. Of what exactly is he a victim? Perhaps one of the most revolutionary and pensively imaginative projects you’d imagine for a sci-fi film: genetically mutating a human to become part-sprawn via alien STD.

District 9 is 2009′s answer to “Blade Runner for with aliens.” It’s also set in the slums, completely paralleling much of its malnourished substance. How are we supposed to believe that our protagonist knows “sprawnese” before he is quarantined? That was my main question throughout the movie. Unfortunately, several more auto-generated around the halfway point. This is when the film begins to depart from its documentary style and shake hands with Hollywood. It’s a very off-putting, sudden change, with more contrived acting, nothing like the clever ad libbing (or pseudo-ad libbing) we’d acquainted with. The calming of exciting cinéma vérité kills the film halfway.

I’m not saying I don’t honor films like District 9. For a film that inks “silly” into Steven Spielberg’s Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Ridley Scott’s Alien, I could exert nothing but the utmost respect and applause–talk about ambition! District 9 flowed with potential, but saw through a good amount of it.

B MINUS

A Clockwork Orange

A Good Day to Die Hard

Review No. 423

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The Bottom Line: Find a good day to watch it.

Directed by: John Moore
Screenplay by: Skip Woods
Based on: characters by Roderick Thorp
John McClane: Bruce Willis
John “Jack” McClane, Jr. Jai Courtney
Yuri Komarov: Sebastian Koch
Irina: Yuliya Snigr
Alik: Radivoje Bukvić
Mike Collins: Cole Hauser
Also Starring: Amaury Nolasco, Ganxsta Zolee, Ivan Kamaras, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Melissa Tang, Pavel Lychnikoff, Péter Takátsy, Roman Luknár, Sergei Kolesnikov

Distributed by 20th Century Fox on February 14, 2013. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 97 mins. Rated R by the MPAA for violence and language.

A Good Day to Die Hard was watched on February 18, 2013.

“Yippee ki-yay, motherf–ker!” –John McClane (Bruce Willis)

In case you didn’t know, I’m extremely partial to Die Hard.  Many consider it a Christmas movie, but I’ve gone further.  To me, it’s the greatest Christmas movie ever made, but it fits a viewing during any time of year. That movie came out two and a half decades ago; it’s now 2013, and the word “awesome” has been reinvented, yet again. No one wants to die known as the critic who reviewed I Am Legend as “one of the greatest movies ever made.” But no one wants to die known as the critic who didn’t know how to check his or her brain at the door, either.

I had a very fun time watching A Good Day to Die Hard.  1995 saw the release of Die Hard: with a Vengeance, the third entry in the saga.  That installment was so abysmal, I’m surprised it was just over a decade later the next entry, Live Free or Die Hard, hit theaters.  This was a true leap of faith: an aging Bruce Willis; the return of the “buddy comedy” namesake that had plagued part three; and a PG-13 rating that would be almost unspeakable for a Die Hard movie.  But dear God, did it work.

In 16 days, Bruce Willis will be 58 years old.

In 16 days, Bruce Willis will be 58 years old.

I entered expecting something as outstanding as Live Free or Die Hard.  Did A Good Day to Die Hard meet my expectations?  No.  Or I should say, not quite.  The film is very flawed, but as far as I’m concerned, most of the flaws tie into the aim of the entire series: to sacrifice realism for the sake of erupting with fun.

Other missteps I was swift to get past.  When we’re introduced to Jack McClane (that’s John’s son), he’s nothing like we saw him before.  I know, people change, and people can change pretty drastically.  The change in Jack’s character was immediate, as John’s prior mentions of him would never suggest any sort of “bad man”; and now he’s a murderous Russian spy, rude and juvenile toward his father, no less.  But there’s too much else to really notice something even that uneven.

A Good Day to Die Hard isn’t anything special.  This is an example of what the action genre really wants to do: focus more on fun than on story.  He who truly believes John McClane (Bruce Willis), a New York cop, would travel all the way to Russia on a vacation, particularly when he doesn’t speak a word of their language (though this is a catalyst for several of the film’s memorable humorous moments)–is lost.  Numerous examples of action flicks, however, can so easily forget to have fun, and we’re left with a violent, pointless sleeping pill.  The more-than-ninety minutes of exhilaration are what set A Good Day Die Hard apart from those titles.

B MINUS

Monday Movies of the Mind

Flight

Review No. 419

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The Bottom Line: Cancel it.

Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Written by: John Gatins
William “Whip” Whitaker: Denzel Washington
Hugh Lang: Don Cheadle
Ellen Block: Melissa Leo
Nicole Maggen: Kelly Reilly
Harling Mays: John Goodman
Charlie Anderson: Bruce Greenwood
Also Starring: Brian Geraghty, James Badge Dale, Nadine Velazquez, Peter Gerety, Tamara Tunie

Distributed by Paramount Pictures on November 2, 2012. Poduced in English by the United States. Runs 138 mins. Rated R by the MPAA for drug and alcohol abuse, language, sexuality/nudity and an intense action sequence.

“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you’re prepared for it.” –Denzel Washington

Flight was watched on February 16, 2013.

Flight went in with an excess of cash and a huge plate to fill; instead, it starved itself. Okay, I mustn’t start off making the film seem so emaciated. It does have two substantial nutrients. One, of course, is Denzel Washington. I’m very pleased and not at all surprised to see that the Academy has nominated him, but let’s not state the obvious. The other nutrient of the film is something I’m quite surprised I hadn’t come across at all since Flight’s November 2012 release. These were the film’s last lines (yes, as in they don’t show until the very end). I’d love to quote them right now, but as I’m at the very beginning of this analysis, to do so is to run the risk of misleading you, dare I say to make you curious.

The look on my face as I watched.

If I shall be straightforward, Flight is a stillborn drama, often times exhaustingly so. I’m fine with protagonists who we’re clearly supposed to hate. Fact: I developed a chronic Facebook aversion after watching The Social Network, and at the same time, the film happens to be one of my favorites of 2010.

My problem with Whip Whitaker, the supposed “hero” in Flight, is that he’s as flat as a pancake. That is until the final moments, when a few contrived moments redemption are forced in ever so suddenly, and in a way that couldn’t be very much less convincing. That Washington portrays Whitaker flawlessly—let alone keeps an audience awake—is about as miraculous as the happenings on which the film centers.

Please allow me to give some constructive criticism to Flight. It’s my theory that what was intended to show through in this overlong profile could be far more successfully channeled in merely the first thirty minutes. It takes significantly more than two hours for Whip Whitaker to have the same epiphany we’d had at the thirty-minute mark. Is this supposed to suggest that alcohol slows your reaction time? Seems so to me, but I digress.

The first thirty minutes are really all we need. We find Whip, a divorced man, waking up in his room with a depressed heroin addict. He no longer has a family because of his cocaine addiction and alcoholism. Whip receives a phone call, reminding him that he is to pilot a plane in the morning. He’s already had two glasses of wine, and when he reports the next morning, there’s severe turbulence. Whip pours himself more alcohol to calm himself.

And then, before he knows it, the plane is falling apart and cannot be taken out of a nosedive. Ultimately, Whip is confirmed a “hero” for his deeds. He and the crew were willing to endure comas from the massive impact upon crashing, so long as the passengers remained safe. Unfortunately, he’s also on trial for manslaughter, given that six lives were lost; it’s not likely that, if and when he makes it to court, the passengers will be so swift to support him, since those who lived were no less than mentally scarred by the barrel roll Whip put the plane into.

This is where Flight should have landed, once and for all. The moral is that alcohol can destroy you right before your eyes; no matter how quickly you recover from your physical wounds, that one mistake you made will always be there to tear you apart. Strangely enough, the rest of the film finds Whip so depressed, so isolated from every possible community that he’s drinking straight from the bottle all the time—exactly the reason for all the catastrophe in his life. At several points throughout the film, Whip denies that the accident was due to his drunkenness, and that it was because the plane was malfunctioning. Though true the claim may be, we just can’t believe him, not because he’s inebriated, but because he’s been almost begging for us to hate him for the entire picture’s length.

Flight is based on a true story. I’m sure many nominal bits were diced here and there, but if the real-world Mr. Whitaker was ever considered a “hero,” this film has done a huge disservice to him. I’m sure Mr. Whitaker was something more than an ordinary, depressed alcoholic, particularly since he has an entire film to his name. It becomes clear early on that the end could be one of two things. To put it shallowly, either Whip is arrested, or he’s proven innocent. Sometimes it’s a good thing when I don’t care how a film will end. That’s not the case with Flight.

The film was directed by Robert Zemeckis, and I know some of his characters by heart. If the real-world Whip Whitaker was hoping to be Hollywoodized as the new Forrest Gump or Marty McFly, chances are he deserved better.

C MINUS

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