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History of the World, Part I

Review No. 487

It’s good to be watching “History of the World, Part I”.

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B

WRITTEN, PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY MEL BROOKS. NARRATED BY ORSON WELLES. STARRING BROOKS (MOSES / COMICUS / TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA / LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE / JACQUES LE GARÇON DE PISSE), DOM DeLUISE (EMPEROR NERO), MADELINE KAHN (EMPRESS NYMPHO), HARVEY KORMAN (COUNT DE MONET), AND CLORIS LEACHMAN (MADAME DEFARGE). ALSO STARRING RON CAREY, GREGORY HINES, PAMELA STEPHENSON, SPIKE MILLIGAN, ANDREAS VOUTSINAS, SHECKY GREENE, SID CAESAR, BEA ARTHUR, JOHNNY SILVER, MARY-MARGARET HUMES, PAUL MAZURSKY, CHARLIE CALLAS, ANDREW SACHS, AND DIANE DAY. FEATURING CAMEOS BY HUGH HEFNER, BARRY LEVINSON, AND JOHN HURT. DISTRIBUTED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX ON JUNE 12, 1981. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH, LATIN, AND FRENCH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 1 HOUR, 32 MINUTES. RATED R BY THE MPAA (ADULT LANGUAGE, NUDITY).

HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I WAS WATCHED ON MAY 26, 2013.

“The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen…Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!” –Moses (Mel Brooks)

There’s a scene in History of the World, Part I in which Mel Brooks portrays Comicus, a “stand-up philosopher.” À la the philosophes that were put to death during the Holy Roman Empire, Comicus is sent to entertain Julius Caesar, but ends up insulting Caesar’s weight and his authority. The sequence represents the entire film. Brooks is here to prove that you can offend people as if he hadn’t in The Producers or Blazing Saddles. He can be as sacrilegious, crude, racist, misogynist, and/or homophobic as he feels like. It’s very easy to be offended, but even the most offensive moments are great with amusement.

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“It’s good to be the King.”

What the film lacks is cohesion. At times, this feels like several MadTV skits bunched into one whole. By the fifteen-minute mark, Brooks has already poked fun at the Stone Age and the Old Testament. Then comes the Holy Roman Empire, which lasts at least thirty minutes. The pacing is random and unpredictable, almost as if Brooks clearly favored certain eras over others. But all the film wants to do is have fun. Mel Brooks is a genius, and sometimes genius needs a break. He spoofs himself more often than he spoofs others, which is fine. Much like the rest of the film, the “auto-spoofing” is something that’s put there to crack up any Mel Brooks fan. And god, is this film a blast. It’s a film for those who only want to be entertained: an altered history that doesn’t especially let you go home with any one-liners, but you go home knowing that you gave your lungs a good workout.

One final note. There is no History of the World, Part II (and unfortunately, there never will be), but a Part II is teased right before the credits approach us. We’re given three things to “look forward to.” Hitler on Ice, a Viking Funeral, and Jews in Space. Sounds good to me!

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The Evil Dead

Review No. 473

Drop “Dead” funny meets plain awesome.

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A

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY SAM RAIMI. STARRING BRUCE CAMPBELL (ASH), ELLEN SANDWEISS (CHERYL), HAL DELRICH (SCOTTY), BETSY BAKER (LINDA), AND SARAH YORK (SHELLY). DISTRIBUTED BY NEW LINE CINEMA ON APRIL 24, 1983. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 1 HOUR, 25 MINUTES. CURRENTLY DISTRIBUTED UNRATED; PREVIOUSLY RATED NC-17 BY THE MPAA, FOR SUBSTANTIAL GRAPHIC HORROR VIOLENCE AND GORE.

THE EVIL DEAD WAS WATCHED ON MAY 4, 2013.

“Join us…” –the voice of the evil force (Sam Raimi)

The Evil Dead is the very moment where drop dead funny meets plain awesome. It only gets better when this moment lasts an hour and a half–and leaves you wanting more. When I think of a top two in my “so bad it’s good” horror flick list, it’s always Troll 2 and Friday the 13th. And no, that list doesn’t change now. I can’t call The Evil Dead “so bad it’s good” because that’s me stating it’s, essentially, a bad movie. The Evil Dead makes both Troll 2 and Friday the 13th look classy. That’s not bad. That’s badass.

Let’s take away the technicalities for a little while. The Evil Dead takes the old “group of friends in a cabin in the woods” storyline and gives it an over-the-top makeover. The results are unforgettable, old-fashioned fun. You thought the blood in Halloween looked like ketchup? It looks like grape jelly here. Did the zombies in George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead seem a bit too hokey? You obviously haven’t seen a zombie that has veins drawn in Sharpie marker. Was Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny!” a bit too disturbingly hilarious in The Shining? It’s likely you’ve already heard of the infamous scene that sets The Evil Dead into action, so I guess that settles that. Yes, it all does sound god awful, but then again, to see is to believe.

A great horror movie could deprive you of your sleep, so that it can have a few hours to linger in your mind and haunt it nonstop. The Evil Dead just might keep you up in order to remind you of all the classic moments it offers. It created a new tolerance of blood and gore for Hollywood (even as a production by college students, not Hollywood auteurs) in the early 1980s; although we’ve seen more gratuitous presentations of gore since then, the B-movie flavor makes it a flick like no other. It’s uninspired, but in a somewhat similar light, so is Mel Brooks. The Evil Dead is campy to no end, but that’s not at all a bad thing when the campfire is an eternal flame.

Postscript: The granted NC-17 rating marks the worst choice from the MPAA since they reissued Psycho with an R rating. Yes, The Evil Dead is graphic, but it’s also clearly fake in every low-budget-ish way. It’s just so easy to come up with titles that present ample graphic violence–with far more realism–and seem to have no problem avoiding the NC-17. Regardless, the film is noted online as having that same NC-17, but all available video copies have been marked “unrated.”

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Reds

Review No. 447

It bleeds power.

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Directed by: Warren Beatty
Screenplay by: Warren Beatty and Trevor Griffiths
John Reed: Warren Beatty
Louise Bryant: Diane Keaton
Eugene O’Neill: Jack Nicholson
Louis C. Fraina: Paul Sorvino
Emma Goldman: Maureen Stapleton
Pete Van Wherry: Gene Hackman
Max Eastman: Edward Herrmann
Also Starring: Bessie Love, Ian Wolfe, Jerzy Kosinski, Max Wright, M. Emmet Walsh, Nicolas Coster, William Daniels

Distributed by Distributed by Paramount Pictures on December 4, 1981. Produced in English, Russian, and German by the United States. Runs 194 mins. Rated PG by the MPAA–mature themes, violence, language.

Reds was watched on March 5, 2013.

“Economic freedom for women means sexual freedom, and sexual freedom means birth control…” –John Reed (Warren Beatty)

Reds centers on two Americans: Jack Reed (Warren Beatty), a government associate dealing with foreign affairs, and Louise Bryant (Diane Keaton), a journalist and a protofeminist advocating women’s rights. This seems like the best/worst couple for a movie that begins in 1915-1920, but the focus is not on political matters.

The drama focuses on how the couple’s separate causes brought them together, tore them apart, brought them back together, and tore them back apart. Reds is a movie that realizes several connections between love and war. Considering these are the two most accessible topics in any time period, the film masquerades in authenticity.

Diane Keaton’s starring earn is the role of a lifetime. Now I’ve seen her onscreen several times–usually in either Woody Allen movies or recent throwaway comedies–and I never would have imagined her as the lead in a sweeping, historical romance epic. I’ll say my mind has been blown in an intense sense of the word. Warren Beatty gave a performance at least half as dynamic as Keaton’s. Consider this, of course, a huge compliment, especially since the man directed, produced, and co-wrote Reds as well.

Reds features several interview segments. It’s certainly a nice addition, but frankly, the film captured everything that an interview could and could not capture. We get a bona fide glimpse at the “Red scare” as well as at the rickety relationship between Jack Reed and Louise Bryant. I’m not saying the third-party interviews were unnecessary though; they are, in fact, a large step further into the “you are there” feeling that the film so powerfully fortified.

A PLUS

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Friday the 13th: Part 2

Review No. 328

NOTE: The following review is far shorter than my average review (to be exact, 294 words). Please don’t bypass this review, especially now that you’ve opened it and have begun reading it, but let me preface it with: Since Friday the 13th: Part 2 is a cheerful rehash of Part 1 (not that it’s any less commendable for that), my review of Part 1 is linked here whenever you feel the urge to read it.

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The Bottom Line: You’ll find yourself laughing so much at this “guilty pleasure,” that you may need to make sure you aren’t a necrophile.

Directed by: Steve Miner
Additional Scenes: Sean S. Cunningham
Written by: Ron Kurz and Phil Scuderi
Ginny Field: Amy Steel
Paul Holt: John Furey
Alice Hardy: Adrienne King
Jason Voorhees: Warrington Gillette
Pamela Voorhees: Betsy Palmer
Also Starring: Bill Randolph, Kirsten Baker, Lauren-Marie Taylor, Marta Kober, Russell Todd, Stu Charno, Tom McBride, Walt Gorney

Distributed by Paramount Pictures on May 1, 1981. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 86 mins. Rated R by the MPAA (mature themes; graphic violence; brief nudity; language; gore).

Friday the 13th: Part 2 was watched on February 23, 2013.

“There is someone in this room.” –Ginny (Amy Steel)

Allow me to synopsize the opening scenes in Friday the 13th: Part 2. A teenage girl is having nightmares. We see flashbacks from the previous film and discover that she’s the only surviving cast member from that one. She walks downstairs and hears a loud noise. Scared, she pulls out a kitchen knife to defend herself. There is a bang. She screams and then realizes the bang was from her cat jumping back inside through an open window. The cat meows. The girl goes to get something from the fridge. When she opens the door, she sees a severed head and screams. Suddenly, a killer appears behind her and skewers a sharp object through her brain. The cat meows again. A teakettle, which had apparently been there the entire time, begins whistling frenetically. Irritated, the killer puts forward a veiny hand and moves the teakettle over to the other side of the stove to cool down.

If you can’t enjoy a Friday the 13th movie for what it is, I wonder not about your taste in the horror genre but about your outlook on movies in general. It’s my firm belief that movies are, first and foremost, unpredictable, then fun. Especially after one outing, Part 2 is far from unpredictable, but damn if it isn’t fun. There’s nothing “fun” in any sense of the word seeing teenagers sliced and diced mindlessly. It happens every day, unfortunately, and it’s never a laughing matter. With Friday the 13th: Part 2, a laughing matter is often everything it is, maybe with a few cheap jump scares during the intense ending. It’s dumb, but dumb enough that it must be seen to be truly believed. The film runs clocks in at 86 minutes and you just can’t help wanting more.

“Please help me!” –Ginny (Amy Steel)

Postscript: This is the first film to feature Jason Voorhees as the main killer (his mother, Pamela, was the subject of its predecessor), but he has a flour sack over his head here. As I understand it, it’s Part III that introduces the notorious hockey mask.

B

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Chariots of Fire

Bottom Line: Though well-made, it often feels like an eternal flame.

Directed by: Hugh Hudson
Starring: Ben Cross, Daniel Gerroll, Ian Charleson, Ian Holm, Lindsay Anderson, Nicholas Farrell, Nigel Davenport, Niger Havers, Peter Egan, Sir John Gielgud

Chariots of Fire is a truly uplifting film, but in whole, it doesn’t burn bright enough. If you kept up with the Olympics this summer, you probably saw Rowan Atkinson/Mr. Bean delivering his own rendition. Being a fan of Atkinson’s slapstick humor, I laughed very hard at his five-minute skit, but I feel I would appreciate it even more, had I already experienced Chariots of Fire. There were some moments of pure joy peppered throughout the picture, and thus redeemed it from the rest. I felt like Rowan Atkinson as I watched: just like he was pulling out his iPhone and whatnot as he tapped out a single note over and over on the synthesizer, I often found myself glancing down at my watch, hoping and praying for the film the pick up the pace.

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Arthur

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Bottom Line: Likable, familiar rom-com, but a little overrated.

Directed by: Steve Gordon
Starring: Dudley Moore, John Gielgud, Liza Minnelli

Often-comical romantic comedy tells of Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore), a drunken, millionaire playboy. Shortly after an arranged marriage is planned for him, with another woman, he falls in love with a working-class woman named Linda (Liza Minnelli). From then on, Arthur must choose between an arranged marriage that will allow him to gain access to his inheritance; or to marry in poverty and live the rest of his life with a job and no alcohol.

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The Gods Must Be Crazy

Bottom Line: Bizarre, politically incorrect, and hysterical.  This film must be crazy.

Directed by: Jamie Uys
Starring: Marius Weyers, N!xau, Sandra Prinsloo

Fast-paced, bizarre ’80s comedy is ridiculously funny, if politically incorrect. Much of it seems like South Africa’s equivalent to Monty Python, especially the narration, which is a subtle reminder to all Python fans of the tree-bombing skit in AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

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Halloween II

Bottom Line: Slashings. Slashings. More slashings. For whatever reason, Michael Myers enjoys it, but even seeing it, Halloween II comes across as dull.

“Why won’t he die?” —Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode

Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Starring: Charles Cyphers, Donald Pleasance, Jamie Lee Curtis

To barely alter the most famous quote from THE SHINING: “All gore and no plot makes HALLOWEEN II a dull film.”

It seems now that Michael Myers just loves to heartlessly, mindlessly slice and dice his victims (which is technically every young person in sight). Like the first one, this is made a la a B-movie (though this time, it wasn’t one). Unlike the original, we see every single murder in detail, and NOTHING is implied. It takes away the whole point of #1!

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