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Sixteen Candles

Review No. 492

A birthday movie with not a single surprise.

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C-PLUS

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY JOHN HUGHES. PRODUCED BY HILTON A. GREEN, MICHELLE MANNING, AND NED TANEN.  STARRING MOLLY RINGWALD (SAMANTHA “SAM” BAKER), PAUL DOOLEY (JIM BAKER), JUSTIN HENRY (MIKE BAKER), ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL (“THE GEEK”), MICHAEL SCHOEFFLING (JAKE RYAN), GEDDE WATANABE (LONG DUK DONG), HAVILAND MORRIS (CAROLINE MULFORD), CARLIN GLYNN (BRENDA BAKER), AND BLANCHE BAKER (GINNY BAKER). ALSO STARRING EDWARD ANDREWS, BILLIE BIRD, CAROLE COOK, MAX SHOWALTER, LIANE ALEXANDRA CURTIS, JOHN CUSACK, DARREN HARRIS, DEBORAH POLLACK, JOAN CUSACK, JOHN KAPELOS, JAMI GERTZ, BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY, AND ZELDA RUBINSTEIN. DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PICTURES ON MAY 4, 1984. PRODUCED IN ENGLISH BY THE UNITED STATES. RUNS 1 HOUR, 33 MINUTES. RATED PG ON APPEAL BY THE MPAA (ADULT SITUATIONS, BRIEF NUDITY, PROFANITY, YOUTH SUBSTANCE USE).

SIXTEEN CANDLES WAS WATCHED ON JUNE 2, 2013.

“A geek is a guy who has everything going for him but he’s just too young. He’s got the software but he doesn’t have the hardware yet.” –John Hughes

Sixteen Candles is an episodic, frenetic potpourri of uncommon worst case scenarios. Samantha Baker (Molly Ringwald) is waking up on her sixteenth birthday, and her entire family has forgotten. They’re much more focused on her sister’s upcoming wedding, which turns out to be quite uneventful as well. Her grandparents come to visit and don’t know how not to embarrass her. She gets so absent-minded that she ends up giving her panties to an immature geek. There’s a handful of dramatic moments that give us a sympathetic outlook on her, but for the most part, this is a movie that wants to make us laugh. It does, for some time, but eventually, these scenarios grow tiresome and entirely predictable. I’ll give credit for one hopeful idea that permeates the film, but when it comes to such an obvious ending, there’s no rewarding effect.

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Who woulda thunk it.

This is a perfectly watchable movie; whether or not it’s enjoyable depends on your tolerance of teen comedies. The screenplay is lackluster, with characters routinely talking to themselves when someone walks out of the room, yet it sounds like a conversation. Just break the fourth wall and it won’t seem so awkward! The one saving grace is Molly Ringwald. She makes the lead character accessible and lovable, amid the ignorance of just about everyone else here. She’s the one reserved character in this demanding caricature.

Sixteen Candles was John Hughes’s debut. His next film was The Breakfast Club, a much better film. I guess this should have been my expectation. After all, James Cameron debuted with the critically panned Piranha Part Two and proceeded to direct The Terminator; Steven Spielberg debuted with a mostly forgotten comedy, The Sugarland Express, and proceeded to direct Jaws. Hughes’s Sixteen Candles did have its moments. I cracked up quite a number of times during this film. Ask me in a day or two what I was cracking up at, and that’ll be a million dollar question.

Kundun

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Blood Simple.

Review No. 455

There’s nothing “Simple” about a mystery like this one.


NOTE: This review regards the director’s cut, which was released in 2001. This is a rare example of such an edition that is shorter (by 6 minutes) than the theatrical release. Per the usual, I don’t know what the theatrical cut is like, but my review states that I’m not moved to watching it.

Directed by: Joel Coen
Written by: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Ray: John Getz
Abby: Frances McDormand
Julian Marty: Dan Hedaya
Meurice: Samm-Art Williams
Loren Visser: M. Emmet Walsh
Also Starring: Deborah Neumann

Distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer on January 18, 1985. Produced in English by the United States. Runs 93 mins. Rated R by the MPAA–violence, infrequent profanity. Director’s cut released unrated by the MPAA.

Blood Simple. was watched on March 27, 2013.

“You left your weapon behind.” –Ray (John Getz)

Brothers Joel and Ethan Coen can deny all they want. It took them years to admit that Fargo was not based on a true story. They claim to have made O Brother, Where Art Thou? without having read the oh-so-similar epic poem Odyssey. And they can deny that Blood Simple. is an homage to one of the greatest filmmakers of all-time.

Make no mistake, Blood Simple. is a reverent nod to Alfred Hitchcock. The Coen brothers designed this movie–their collaborative debut–as a loop of vignettes that resurrect elements we only really knew of the Master of Suspense.

A bored man gets pissed off one night and rashly hires another man to kill two people: his wife and a man with whom she is having an affair. Sounds like Strangers on a Train, right? In another instance, we experience Dial “M” for Murder: the wife is suspicious her husband wants to kill her. Oh and as the film progresses, she begins to see her husband, but isn’t he dead? The same sort of thing Jimmy Stewart goes through in Vertigo.

Where the film trips is in the manner it explains its story. Sometimes a perplexing story can be inventive enough to beg for a revisit, but Blood Simple. is a “once is enough” sort of film.

I’d say this was told in a nonlinear fashion, but if that’s so, the Coens could have presented that technique accessibly, and symbolism would have been presented much differently.

I give you fair warning that my logic up ahead my befuddle you half as much as Blood Simple. befuddled me. The recurring symbolism here is the appearance of blood. The lead character is bleeding from his broken nose, the gunshot wound in his heart, and his lacerated finger. It’s possible that after he’s been shot, he’s no more than a figment of the surrounding folks’ imaginations, but god, there’s so much that suggests otherwise.

Mr. Joel and Ethan Coen, I don’t want to criticize (well, technically, I do, considering the noun form), but you could have done a lot more using just one more Hitchcockian device: perspective. I love the cinematography here and the sound effects, but there’s scarcely a point-of-view. We know the characters, we just don’t know what they’re seeing or feeling here.

There certainly isn’t as much comedy in Blood Simple. as in the Coens’ later works, such as Fargo or The Big Lebowski. It’s a rather quiet, brooding, atmospheric film that manages to create chills in its technical style as well as its Hitchcockian setup.

Despite its dreadlocked story, I didn’t dislike Blood Simple. I expected more of it, but if one thing impressed me, it was that it manages to hold its own, though, as a gritty, mysterious thriller. It’s essentially nothing more than an homage to the better, more straightforward flicks of its ilk, but at the very least, it manages to entertain its audience.

B MINUS

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Who’s That Knocking at My Door

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Bottom Line: Easily one of the most boundlessly daunting films ever made.

Directed by: Wes Craven
Starring: Amanda Wyss, Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, John Saxon, Nick Corri, Robert Englund, Ronee Blakley

“One, two. Freddy’s coming for you.
Three, four. Better lock your door.
Five, six. Grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight. Gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten. Never sleep again.”

Rarely ever do I so haplessly fall victim to a horror movie. A Nightmare on Elm Street is a truly terrifying experience. The presentation of fright works in a fantastical atmosphere, but as the plot presents a dynamically convincing tie between dreams and conscious happenings, there is a realistically ominous, densely macabre sensation of terror escalating by each passing second. This is the tale of a group of teenagers, haunted by the same nightmare in which a deformed child killer (Robert Englund) in a hat, a striped shirt, and knives for fingernails, is stalking them. Upon waking up, they discover that whatever has happened to them in the dream (i.e. scars, contusions, burns, etc.) is real. Yet outside the dreams, the man himself is only the hidden spirit of a child killer named Freddy Krueger. He is using dreams as his “afterlife” to grotesquely murder the sons and daughters of the lynch mob that killed him.

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Beverly Hills Cop

Bottom Line: Certainly not perfect, but a breath of fresh air when we look at Murphy’s recent “cop outs”.

Directed by: Martin Brest
Starring: Eddie Murphy, James Russo, John Ashton, Jonathan Banks, Judge Reinhold, Lisa Eilbacher, Ronny Cox, Steven Berkoff

“But acting funny is not funny. Acting in a situation that’s funny–that’s funny.” –Roger Ebert

Ebert penned those words in his review of The Master of Disguise, a surprisingly massive flop for the outstanding Dana Carvey, but gee, don’t you wonder if they may be directed toward other Hollywood comics? My answer is yes: we could use it as a succinct definition of countless comedians whose careers have deteriorated, due to delivering humor in a rather mistaken identity. You have your Mike Myers, your Adam Sandler, your Jim Carrey. Dust away all those unfortunate cobwebs and you find an extremity: Eddie Murphy. Ever since 1999, hearing his name without groaning has become a chore. All right, last year, Murphy did show some skill in a supporting role (Tower Heist), but that was a needle in a haystack. It’s nice to venture back; back before Y2K struck Murphy like the plague; back when he could put his mouth to a foully motorized use; back when he was effortlessly funny.

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Broadway Danny Rose

Bottom Line: What can I say?  It’s another Allen classic.

Directed by: Woody Allen
Starring: Craig Vandenburgh, Frank Renzulli, Herb Reynolds, Mia Farrow, Nick Apollo Forte, Paul Greco, Woody Allen

The formatting of this review comes partially from my increasing desire to write a letter to the director, alongside with an inspiration an inspiration from Mark Hobin, one of my favorite cinebloggers who penned his “Rock of Ages” review similarly about a month and a half ago.

July 26, 2012

Dear Mr. Woody Allen,

November 11, 2011.  Some people strangely believe that due to a numerical repetition in the date, there is something that sets it apart from other days.  I must speak on their behalf and confirm it true, as that day ended up becoming one of the most valuable days of my life.  Granted, I didn’t know it at the time.  It was the day I watched ANNIE HALL, perhaps your most acclaimed film to date.  It was the first time I had watched one of your films, and let’s be honest here.  It’s not that I didn’t enjoy it.  I laughed very, very hard.  I didn’t quite see the need, however, for all the awards it won.  The fact that I enjoyed the film was what led to my seeking out more of your films, which, I discovered, were masterpieces.  It took me a couple more films to make it a true statement that you are my absolute favorite filmmaker.  (I’ll try not to mention how wonderful your writing is, because there is so much to say about that, and I wish not to waste your time.)

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This Is Spinal Tap

Bottom Line: A riotous hoot that puts laughter up to 11.

“Put it up to eleven.” –Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi
“Eleven. Exactly. One louder.” –Christopher Guest as Nigel Tufnel
“Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?” –Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi
“[pause] These go to eleven.” –Christopher Guest as Nigel Tufnel

Directed by: Rob Reiner
Starring: Bruno Kirby, Christopher Guest, Danny Kortchmar, David Kaff, Ed Begley Jr., Harry Shearer, Michael McKean, R.J. Parnell, Rob Reiner, Tony Hendra

Massively amusing mockumentary–sorry, I meant “rockumentary”–ridicules rock n’ roll culture with the story of a dysfunctional UK band, Spinal Tap. The opening scene depicts a fictional documentarian expressing how his mind was utterly blown by this band, so we have our expectations set high for the rest of the film. Feeling no need to be gradual in its change, absurd comedy completely subverts our expectations by heavily satirizing what has often plagued other bands, as well as concocting its own absurd routes.

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Amadeus

Bottom Line: Worth seeing for entertainment purposes, but not for information purposes.

Directed by: Milos Forman
Starring: Elizabeth Berridge, F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce

Unique encapsulation of the life of classical Austrian composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Tom Hulce) puts nearly everything about the musician’s life and personality to cinematic exhibition. Adapting the Broadway show of the same name, Milos Forman blends what is known to be absolute factuality with “Eine Kleine Truth-bending”. This film’s plot was written by expounding upon a tale about Mozart’s early death that began in Vienna. Antonio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham), a musician confined to an insane asylum and Mozart’s own father’s lifelong friend, narrates the life of W.A. Mozart through his own eyes. And as he sees it, Mozart is a drunken slob, a ladies’ man, a child in the body of a young adult, but an admittedly talented composer.

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