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The Secret Life of Bees

NOTE: This review regards the so-called “Director’s Extended Cut”. I’m not sure how it differs from the theatrical cut (other than an extraneous four minutes added for those who do care), but I can’t imagine this version as any sort of improvement.

Bottom Line: It has its moments to shine amongst two hours of staggering boredom.

Directed by: Gina Prince-Bythewood
Starring: Alicia Keys, Dakota Fanning, Hilarie Burton, Jennifer Hudson, Nate Parker, Paul Bettany, Queen Latifah, Shondrella Avery, Sophie Okonedo, Tristan Wilds

When you come across a film poster flaunting a smile across every included face, there’s a 98% chance it’s another “feel-good” flick about to hit cinemas. Save for a few exceptions that have backed away from the tiresome archetypes (i.e. Jerry Maguire, Slumdog Millionaire), rarely is this a good sign. I often feel worried that the crews behind these films think its key audience is full of idiots who cannot even mildly identify the recurring thematic formula: assess the problem in the story, gradually evolve from saddening to joyful, relieve the audience’s emotions with a scene that will guarantee a good cry, then all of a sudden end on a severely optimistic note. The Secret Life of Bees is a film harrowed in majority not because it plays out as such a film, but because it offers nothing new, or nothing noticeably original, for that matter. The film isn’t terrible, due to some select bright spots and a solid performance from Queen Latifah–may I add that this gets my vote for her best performance since Chicago. Aside from those who watch films for that ultimate catharsis, it’s not particularly engaging.

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Frost/Nixon

Bottom Line: Sometimes intriguing, but runs long and wears thin on the subject matter.

Directed by: Ron Howard
Starring: Andy Milder, Frank Langella, Kate Jennings Grant, Kevin Bacon, Matthew Macfadyen, Michael Sheen, Oliver Platt, Rebecca Hall, Sam Rockwell, Toby Jones

Whenever a historical subject is presented on film, I strongly feel it should exceed beyond textbook information and dare I say explained news reports. We already know about how the Watergate scandal led former President Richard Nixon to resign; I wouldn’t suppose any of us want a more biased story furthering on how he was a criminal. If anything, it’d be best to see a film that genuinely surprises its targeted audience by perhaps portraying him like any other U.S. President, as if he had no reason for being controversial. I want a reason to be entertained, in other words, so tell me something I don’t know. Don’t explain on what I already do know.

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The Dark Knight

Not only did I watch this film in preparation for The Dark Knight Rises, I also had it on my list as a favorite to re-watch this summer. So I was excited to revisit this for the third time right after Batman Begins. Enjoy part two of these back-to-back reviews.

Bottom Line: Serious for a reason.

“Why so serious?” –Heath Ledger as the Joker

Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Aaron Eckhart, Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine, Monique Gabriela Curnen, Morgan Freeman, Ron Dean

I have yet to see a film that delivers the superhero genre more successfully than 2008′s THE DARK KNIGHT. From beginning to end, the actioner uses cinematography, performances, visuals, and dialogue to its advantage. While watching it, you could mentally envision it as a graphic novel that converts shots to panels in the most meticulous ways possible, without cartoon-y, SCOTT PILGRIM-ish visuals. This is a serious followup to BATMAN BEGINS. So serious that the Joker’s infamous line, “Why so serious?”, is unanswerable.

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Taken

NOTE: Although eventually released with a PG-13 certificate, Taken was threatened an R rating from the MPAA for its excessive and intense violence. Skeptical critics have noted that the final cut is just a drop of blood away from an R rating, still. This review regards the “extended cut”, which includes all the amenities of the theatrical release (save for a few worthless ones) as well as the scenes that were forced to be clipped (which amount to a little more than three minutes).

Bottom Line: Thrilling and engaging, but a few extremely noticeable errors.

“If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” –Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills

Directed by: Pierre Morel
Starring: Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace

Entertaining but flawed thriller about a retired CIA agent, Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson). After celebrating her seventeenth birthday, his outgoing and somewhat juvenile daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) begs eagerly to visit Paris with her best friend Amanda (Katie Cassidy). After being chewed through heavily by his wife, Bryan gives in and allows them to fly to France (and, it turns out, a few more places) alone. Upon their arrival to their hotel, Amanda and Kim meet a handsome Albanian man. They share some information with him, not expecting to be kidnapped and sold as prostitutes by him and his henchmen. Now Bryan is desperate to save his daughter and her friend.

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Slumdog Millionaire

This review was published by SBS Film as a monthly “My Favourite Film” entry. Please click any of these words to navigate to the review, and please leave a comment.

Quarantine

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Bottom Line: So-so remake of a great foreign film. Actually, it’s something of a copy.

Directed by: John Erick Dowdle
Starring: Columbus Short, Jennifer Carpenter, Steve Harris

An American remake of the 2007 Spanish cult-horror film [REC], this film isn’t much new. Especially if you are a horror fan.

QUARANTINE takes the “found footage” sub-genre (the informal name used to describe movies filmed without professional equipment and camerawork in order to make the horror seem more realistic, such as in PARANORMAL ACTIVITY and THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT), and it grotesque-ifies it, leaving little fluid to the imagination of the viewer. It’s like if in the last scene of the first PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Katie had shouted, “Micah! Get the camera! Bring it down! Zoom in! Let them all see the demon bloody me up!”, rather than making it eerier by just leaving it off-camera.

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10,000 BC

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Bottom Line: So bad, it makes Ice Age look completely factual.

Directed by: Roland Emmerich
Starring: Camilla Belle, Marco Khan, Steven Strait

Roland Emmerich takes a break from apocalyptic disaster films (well, for one film; we see the release of 2012 a year after this) to direct a ho-hum disaster of an Ice Age-set film.

There’s so much wrong with 10,000 B.C. There’s the narration, to start with. It sounds like a Native American reading out of a textbook he found in a time capsule. And with all the historical inaccuracies that are practically shouting, “Hey, Historian! Look at me!” (Not that you even have to be a historian to be able to notice them–another big issue.)

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